Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Joke: When you rearrange the letters

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY : DIRTY ROO M

ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER

THE EYES : THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE


SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS : LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS : ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER :)

Any guess for DENTIST ? :)

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