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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Joke: Propose by BDS Student
Aur ladki ne 2 din baad he us ladke se shadi karli, Ye soch kar ke koi kisi se itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai.
Guess ladke ne sms me kiya likha hoga..?
" I Love you itna, BDS Final year ka syllabus hai jitna" :)
Joke: Never argue with girls
Girl to Pilot - Jyada mat udd, Samjha !
Girl to Teacher - Mujhe to mat he sikha !!
Girl to CA - Hisab se reh..
Girl to Dentist - Pehle naukri to dhund le, phir baat karna :)
Joke: When you rearrange the letters
DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY : DIRTY ROO M
ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER
THE EYES : THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE
When you rearrange the letters:
PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY : DIRTY ROO M
ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER
THE EYES : THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE
Dental Quote
"Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond" -Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
WHATS YOUR RASHEE(Zodiac Sign) :)
VIRGO (The One that Waits) Dominant in relationships.
Someone loves them right now.
Always wants the last word.
Caring.
Smart.
Loud.
Loyal..
Easy to talk to.
Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please.
The one and only.
SCORPIO (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable.
Intelligent Very Sexy Loves to joke.
Good sense of humour.
Energetic.
Predict future.
GREAT kisser.
Always get what they want.
Attractive.
Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Romantic.
Caring.
Joke: [CRAZY SOFTWARE PROGRAME] Installing Your Husband...
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
***
DEAR DESPERATE,
Joke: A Dentist locked in a room?
How dentist will escape himself, if he is locked in a room
An Orthodontist will try to expand the door borders and get out in 10 years.
A Prosthodontist will make an impression of the lock hole and cast a key.
A Periodontist will dig his way around it.
An Endodontist will rotate a thief wire in the lock.
A Pedodontist will talk with the door and beg it till it opens.
A Surgeon will smash the door open.
An Orthodontist will try to expand the door borders and get out in 10 years.
A Prosthodontist will make an impression of the lock hole and cast a key.
A Periodontist will dig his way around it.
An Endodontist will rotate a thief wire in the lock.
A Pedodontist will talk with the door and beg it till it opens.
A Surgeon will smash the door open.
Motivational Quote
with full attention & care keeping the rules in mind, BECAUSE
••► there are NO re-takes - there's NO second chance!!
Joke: Breakup story !!
Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
Girl: are u there??
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
Girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
Boy: honey im not.... im right here..
(sending failed)
Girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent) :P :D
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Motivational: If You Are Unhappy..
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap, is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap, is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
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Joke: Old age couple in McDonald
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.
The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied...
"Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
"Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
Joke: Announcement
Kripya Dhyan De
" Dental College me ki gayi kisi b tarha ki padai Puri tarha se kalpnik hai,
iska kisi bhi achi Naukri se koi sambandh nahi hai yadi isse padhne par kisi ko achi naukri milti hai,
to ise matra ek sanyog Mana jayega"
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Funny Story: Dental Love Story
A BDS guy loved his classmate since 1st year.
And finally proposed to her before final exams of 1st year.
Gal didnt replied a single word to the guy and returned all his books which was with her including Philips.
Angrily the boy decided that he will never talk 2 the gal again.
After Internship, guy started to prepare for PG and and found a note inside his Philips " I LOVE YOU 2. Will You Marry me ?"
But it was too late. Gal was already married to some one else.
MORAL : Philips should be read in 1st year, not after Internship ..... !! :)
And finally proposed to her before final exams of 1st year.
Gal didnt replied a single word to the guy and returned all his books which was with her including Philips.
Angrily the boy decided that he will never talk 2 the gal again.
After Internship, guy started to prepare for PG and and found a note inside his Philips " I LOVE YOU 2. Will You Marry me ?"
But it was too late. Gal was already married to some one else.
MORAL : Philips should be read in 1st year, not after Internship ..... !! :)
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