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TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS:-

1.LIKOSIS.

symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.

2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.


3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
they shy away from f.b.

4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.


5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

8.RUBISHTOSIS 
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.

9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.

CONTROL: The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.

Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
1) Likolycin,
2)Statuskillin,
3)Tagamycin,
4)Shareformin.

Twenty Reasons y u should marry a Doctor(any other ideas?)

1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
11 They always have a strange new story to tell.
12 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
13 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
14 They can guide you in the gym.
15 Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
16 Free medical samples!!
17 They are unshockable!!!
18 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
19 They always try to dress nice!!
20 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way

Real Love Is Natural

What you bought to seminar?

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Examination Hall

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Stages of BDS Students

Be Happy :)

Relatives Call on Result Day

COMMON STORY OF VIVA

External: kya kya pdh ke aaye ho?

Stdnt: sir har chapter se thoda thoda padha h..

External: chalo ye batao

Stdnt: bs ye ni padha

External: then ye btao

Stdnt: sir ye padha tha par kuch samajh ni aya tha

External: then ye btao

Stdnt: it is it it is sir padha tha yad ni aa rha

External: get lost nxt batch ko bhejo :P

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Highly disapointing situations-

1. Ur Bst frnd weds ur lover :'(

2. A close friend avoiding widout reason ;(

3. 10 mark question asked for 2mark :(

4. Principal sitting near u on tour :(

5. Xtremly gud lukin guy/gal crosing u wen u r wid ur mom/dad :(

6. Teachrs distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors :/

7. Frnd calling on b'day n not wishing :@

8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped msgng :O

9. Leaving dis post without liking and sharing it too :P :D

Test Your Brain

BDS..... the mistake?

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Whats Wrong ???

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Dental Bracelet

Danielle Nicole Hills, a New York designer, created the Dental Cuff bracelet made ​​of bronze and acrylic. It costs $ 180. Like it?

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Expression

Before Talking

Funny

Dental Valentine Gift

RIP Carabelli

Funny Patient Apron

Dr Barbie

21 year old OBAMA..

From one of the Poorest family's chair to most powerful chair of the World... !!

"Attitude leads a person to many destinies"

Excellent Quotes by Warren Buffet

Apsara Non Dust Jumbo Erasor Funny

Dentist Training School

Dental Hug Day

Dentist Day

Angry Professor

Happy Chocolate Day

College Days..

Dental Ring

Fill in the blanks

Monster 3rd Molar

Funny Dental Pic

Video for Motivation and Memory Booster

USE HEADPHONES

Dental Pics

Joke: Propose by BDS Student

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through sms.
Aur ladki ne 2 din baad he us ladke se shadi karli, Ye soch kar ke koi kisi se itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai.

Guess ladke ne sms me kiya likha hoga..?

" I Love you itna, BDS Final year ka syllabus hai jitna" :)

Joke: Never argue with girls

See, how they will respond.

Girl to Pilot - Jyada mat udd, Samjha !
Girl to Teacher - Mujhe to mat he sikha !!
Girl to CA - Hisab se reh..
Girl to Dentist - Pehle naukri to dhund le, phir baat karna :)

Joke: When you rearrange the letters

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY : DIRTY ROO M

ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER

THE EYES : THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE

Dental Quote

‎"Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond" -Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

Dental Quote

Dental health, like success, is not a destination but a continous journey.

WHATS YOUR RASHEE(Zodiac Sign) :)

VIRGO (The One that Waits) 
Dominant in relationships. 
Someone loves them right now. 
Always wants the last word. 
Caring. 
Smart. 
Loud. 
Loyal.. 
Easy to talk to. 
Everything you ever wanted. 
Easy to please. 
The one and only. 

SCORPIO (The Addict) 
EXTREMELY adorable. 
Intelligent Very Sexy Loves to joke. 
Good sense of humour. 
Energetic. 
Predict future. 
GREAT kisser. 
Always get what they want. 
Attractive. 
Easy going. 
Loves being in long relationships. 
Talkative. 
Romantic. 
Caring. 

Joke: [CRAZY SOFTWARE PROGRAME] Installing Your Husband...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
***

DEAR DESPERATE,

Joke: A Dentist locked in a room?

How dentist will escape himself, if he is locked in a room

An Orthodontist will try to expand the door borders and get out in 10 years.
A Prosthodontist will make an impression of the lock hole and cast a key.
A Periodontist will dig his way around it.
An Endodontist will rotate a thief wire in the lock.
A Pedodontist will talk with the door and beg it till it opens.
A Surgeon will smash the door open.

Motivational Quote

The most intelligent person is the one who gives the exam of life
with full attention & care keeping the rules in mind, BECAUSE
••► there are NO re-takes - there's NO second chance!!

Joke: Breakup story !!

Girl: hi baby! :)
Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

Girl: are u there??
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

Girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
Boy: honey im not.... im right here..
(sending failed)

Girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
.
.
(message sent) :P :D

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Motivational: If You Are Unhappy..

Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap, is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.

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Joke: Old age couple in McDonald

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. 

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. 

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." 

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied...
 "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"