Funny Dental

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS:-

1.LIKOSIS.

symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.

2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.

3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
they shy away from f.b.

4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.

5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

8.RUBISHTOSIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.

9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.

CONTROL: The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.

Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
1) Likolycin,
2)Statuskillin,
3)Tagamycin,
4)Shareformin.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Twenty Reasons y u should marry a Doctor(any other ideas?)

1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4.You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
11 They always have a strange new story to tell.
12 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
13 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
14 They can guide you in the gym.
15 Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
16 Free medical samples!!
17 They are unshockable!!!
18 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
19 They always try to dress nice!!
20 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Real Love Is Natural

What you bought to seminar?

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Examination Hall

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Stages of BDS Students

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Be Happy :)

Relatives Call on Result Day

Monday, April 9, 2012

COMMON STORY OF VIVA

External: kya kya pdh ke aaye ho?

Stdnt: sir har chapter se thoda thoda padha h..

External: chalo ye batao

Stdnt: bs ye ni padha

External: then ye btao

Stdnt: sir ye padha tha par kuch samajh ni aya tha

External: then ye btao

Stdnt: it is it it is sir padha tha yad ni aa rha

External: get lost nxt batch ko bhejo :P

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Highly disapointing situations-

1. Ur Bst frnd weds ur lover :'(

2. A close friend avoiding widout reason ;(

3. 10 mark question asked for 2mark :(

4. Principal sitting near u on tour :(

5. Xtremly gud lukin guy/gal crosing u wen u r wid ur mom/dad :(

6. Teachrs distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors :/

7. Frnd calling on b'day n not wishing :@

8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped msgng :O

9. Leaving dis post without liking and sharing it too :P :D